I Found Love

i wish i could find love
like i seen those couples on the hallmark cards find
a love that involves smiling and holdin hands
and lookin on your children as they play with the dogs
i wish i could find a blonde love with mams the size of watermelons
and a 13 inch waist
who always wore a string of pearls
and had a steak on the table when i got home from work
from my job tellin people what to do