Bitten by a radioactive MCSE he developed the proportionate strength of a nerd! He is:
Watch him use his uncanny powers to purge the internet of evildoers!
you have entered #9yroldsex. Topic for #9yroldsex: "We're having a meeting in the alley behind Chummy Joe's at 3pm tommorow! We'll have candy!"
WebCrawler031: Stop right there! I've come to bust up your little smut peddling ring!
yr_daddy: hey there buddy, how old are you?
WebCrawler031: Fiend! Prepare to be haxxored! By Justice!
yr_daddy: are you sure you wouldn't rather watch some cartoons?
WebCrawler031: Well, I have been known to indulge in Scooby-Doo from time to time...
yr_daddy: SAY IT BOY
WebCrawler031: I AM YOUR WIFE I AM MARRIED TO YOU DADDY!!!