hecklin' be a way of life. when you heckle, you heckle to live. you heckle the bad musicians right off they stage, you heckle the bad films right off they screen, you heckle the powerful right off they thrones.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Oh man, last night I totally had sex with like 3 hot nekkid chix.

      Is it still cool for 17 year olds to have boners for Conor Oberst? I hope not.

      In other news, I've spent about 2 hours over the course of three or so days using my newfound proficiency in Ada 95 to make it so that when I type "omg", "wtf", or "lol" into a terminal it prints out something humorous.

      Also: In the wise words of one R. Beef Kazenzakis "What sucks is life".

      If I end up going to grad school for english or literature (knock the hell out of that wood) I think I'll do my dissertation on Achewood or other webcomicera. If nothing else it could delay my long, slow, sad descent into being the guy who lives in an apartment, 38, with too many accounts on too many online tech fora and a bizarre fixation on recursive acronyms. Still never having known the touch of a woman (though that one's pretty much "fo' sho" anyway). I don't know what that has to do with anything.


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